Her name is Princess Rosie Rosie Rosie Rosie Rosabella. She has six or seven toes on each paw. She’s a mutant. I’d love to have an extra set of arms, not fingers or toes. Living with young Rosie is kinda like living with a psychopath. I was screaming like Shelley Duvall in The Shining when … Continue reading

Balloon Juice

“If one man says to thee, ''Thou art a donkey',' pay no heed. If two speak thus, purchase a saddle.”